- bf: are you scared?
- me: in this economy who wouldn't be
Gender is a hierarchy. Gender is oppression.
funny how dudes that don’t even question suffrage don’t realize they are recycling the same boring ass arguments as anti-suffrage males from back in the day
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.
I’m upset and I want new clothes
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)
(by Sarah Ryhanen)